Thursday, December 01, 2005

3Bulls! Tribute

COBAGS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!1!

So...it has come to my attention that a VERY unsavory group has been running amok, completely unchecked, whilst spreading lies that pork is savory and the ultimate candy bar is Take 5...


And We Continue...
(This would be one of those cool links that takes you to the hidden part of the post...if I knew how to do it. Fucking nerds.)


Parents, concerned citizens - you MUST not sit idle and let these false prophets warp impressionable minds. Sure, sure...they PRETEND to be stupid, but consider this the "want some candy, little girl?" that mother taught you to avoid.

Yes, it's true they have been known to stand up for what is right. But this does not mean that they are above methods of cobaggery that would stagger the average punter (and for the record, that cat is STILL in A.A.). Their attempts at humor, designed to distract, have now been exposed for what they truly are - sedition of the highest order.

THIS CANNOT BE ACCEPTED ANY LONGER!
Run for your lives, MILFS - it ain't safe any more.

But in all honesty, you couldn't commandeer an oil barge with a better bunch of hooligans and ninja kitties. So, as the man said to the children as he handed out Take 5s:

EAT IT COBAGS!!!!!!!!!1!

11 Comments:

At 12/01/2005 2:10 PM, Blogger Kevin W. Baker said...

(This would be one of those cool links that takes you to the hidden part of the post...if I knew how to do it. Fucking nerds.)

HAAAAA!! Quit stealing my thoughts!!

 
At 12/01/2005 2:13 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

They are such posers, especially the little leader gnome. What's the dilly yo with 7 fucking bulls and the '? guy'?

Lame, very lame!

RoD rewlz!

 
At 12/01/2005 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, RoD rewlz teh lameoshpere! Nailed!!!!1!!

 
At 12/01/2005 4:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, where's the pups? Need more pups!

 
At 12/01/2005 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Feel free to mock me but I am HUGE!"

In Japan.

 
At 12/01/2005 8:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Asshat, you better watch it. I don't want to have to whip out a can of whoop ass on you!

PupH and others: you are welcome to blog at RoD. However, I am the Princess, not the Queen. Thus, you need to speak with Sir Queenie about keys...

 
At 12/02/2005 7:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would have to be a super tanker of whoop ass to take me down! I'm HUGE!!!1!!

 
At 12/02/2005 11:16 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Asshat: You are on notice.

Bastard.

 
At 12/02/2005 3:05 PM, Blogger Kevin W. Baker said...

They're all bastards.

 
At 12/02/2005 10:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Except Gregor, PupH, Yosef, Pinko and the Uncanny Canadian. They are all very nice little boys!

 
At 12/03/2005 7:58 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Pinko? Forget about that.


MomH. take your head out of Ass Monkey's tush.

 

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