So...it has come to my attention that a VERY unsavory group has been running amok, completely unchecked, whilst spreading lies that pork is savory and the ultimate candy bar is Take 5...
And We Continue...
(This would be one of those cool links that takes you to the hidden part of the post...if I knew how to do it. Fucking nerds.)
Parents, concerned citizens - you MUST not sit idle and let these false prophets warp impressionable minds. Sure, sure...they PRETEND to be stupid, but consider this the "want some candy, little girl?" that mother taught you to avoid.
Yes, it's true they have been known to stand up for what is right. But this does not mean that they are above methods of cobaggery that would stagger the average punter (and for the record, that cat is STILL in A.A.). Their attempts at humor, designed to distract, have now been exposed for what they truly are - sedition of the highest order.
THIS CANNOT BE ACCEPTED ANY LONGER!
Run for your lives, MILFS - it ain't safe any more.
But in all honesty, you couldn't commandeer an oil barge with a better bunch of hooligans and ninja kitties. So, as the man said to the children as he handed out Take 5s:
EAT IT COBAGS!!!!!!!!!1!