Thursday, December 01, 2005

3Bulls! Tribute

COBAGS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!1!

So...it has come to my attention that a VERY unsavory group has been running amok, completely unchecked, whilst spreading lies that pork is savory and the ultimate candy bar is Take 5...


And We Continue...
(This would be one of those cool links that takes you to the hidden part of the post...if I knew how to do it. Fucking nerds.)


Parents, concerned citizens - you MUST not sit idle and let these false prophets warp impressionable minds. Sure, sure...they PRETEND to be stupid, but consider this the "want some candy, little girl?" that mother taught you to avoid.

Yes, it's true they have been known to stand up for what is right. But this does not mean that they are above methods of cobaggery that would stagger the average punter (and for the record, that cat is STILL in A.A.). Their attempts at humor, designed to distract, have now been exposed for what they truly are - sedition of the highest order.

THIS CANNOT BE ACCEPTED ANY LONGER!
Run for your lives, MILFS - it ain't safe any more.

But in all honesty, you couldn't commandeer an oil barge with a better bunch of hooligans and ninja kitties. So, as the man said to the children as he handed out Take 5s:

EAT IT COBAGS!!!!!!!!!1!

16 Comments:

At 12/01/2005 2:10 PM, Blogger res publica said...

(This would be one of those cool links that takes you to the hidden part of the post...if I knew how to do it. Fucking nerds.)

HAAAAA!! Quit stealing my thoughts!!

 
At 12/01/2005 2:13 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

They are such posers, especially the little leader gnome. What's the dilly yo with 7 fucking bulls and the '? guy'?

Lame, very lame!

RoD rewlz!

 
At 12/01/2005 2:26 PM, Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

(This would be one of those cool links that takes you to the hidden part of the post...if I knew how to do it. Fucking nerds.)

It took me about a month to figure out how to get rid of that "and we continue." I think to date that I have only been able to do it succefully once. So if you want it you can have it!

More later. Now I'm off to gymmy gym gym. Feel free to mock me but I am HUGE!

 
At 12/01/2005 2:28 PM, Anonymous F. M. Asshat said...

Yeah, RoD rewlz teh lameoshpere! Nailed!!!!1!!

 
At 12/01/2005 4:42 PM, Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Regarding the whole pork thing, when I read PP's post "Dear Pork" I knew it was true love. I have been known to write odes to foods I love (watermelon and rhubarb) too. And I must say that as 10+ year vegetarian(except for that 1/4 Roast Beef sand - the lard in the frijoles, arroz and tortillas - and that turkey weiner that dammit dan tricked me into eating)the most tempting meat remains pork! Oh it was so hard to resist the pork with figs (5+ years ago) and the pork mole(last month). But I did. I am pure but porkless. So sad.

 
At 12/01/2005 4:44 PM, Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Asshat that wasn't very nice but I guess that's the point isn't it?

However, I do notice a certain lack of dogs at RoD. AG, response?

 
At 12/01/2005 4:52 PM, Anonymous PupH said...

Yeah, where's the pups? Need more pups!

 
At 12/01/2005 4:59 PM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

POP REN IS AWESOME.

THAT is ALL>

*BEEP*

this has been the three bulls auto-commenter

 
At 12/01/2005 5:51 PM, Anonymous teh l4m3 said...

"Feel free to mock me but I am HUGE!"

In Japan.

 
At 12/01/2005 6:32 PM, Blogger Pinko Punko said...

I think this post makes too much sense to be a Three Bulls! tribute. Just kidding, it is spot on perfecto!

Hi five, cobag!

*smack*

 
At 12/01/2005 8:00 PM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Asshat, you better watch it. I don't want to have to whip out a can of whoop ass on you!

PupH and others: you are welcome to blog at RoD. However, I am the Princess, not the Queen. Thus, you need to speak with Sir Queenie about keys...

 
At 12/02/2005 7:16 AM, Anonymous F. M. Asshat said...

It would have to be a super tanker of whoop ass to take me down! I'm HUGE!!!1!!

 
At 12/02/2005 11:16 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Asshat: You are on notice.

Bastard.

 
At 12/02/2005 3:05 PM, Blogger res publica said...

They're all bastards.

 
At 12/02/2005 10:59 PM, Anonymous MomH said...

Except Gregor, PupH, Yosef, Pinko and the Uncanny Canadian. They are all very nice little boys!

 
At 12/03/2005 7:58 AM, Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Pinko? Forget about that.


MomH. take your head out of Ass Monkey's tush.

 

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