Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey
Yup.
posted by pop renaissance @ 10:11 AM
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Pop Renaissance
Because people are just fucking DYING to know what I think.
Because people are just fucking DYING to know what I think.
20 Comments:
Cute!!!
i love monkeys. i'd die to own one. we want to own a sugarglider, since they are so fucking cute.
if i win...WHEN i win the lottery i will have a private zoo. and i will turn into doctor doolittle.
ooooh I want one
I am just disappointed with the way our primate brethren are portrayed. There are much funnier ways to use a monkey effective comedy. Like Any Which Way You Can.
Although that was an ape, not a monkey.
Pop, let's get a monkey together. I really, really want one. That was on my meme. There's something about owning a monkey.
YEAH!!!! adorable girlfriend and pop renaissance adopt a monkey!!!
i smell movie rights...
(i am punctuating in threes today)
Can we get a boy monkey and name him Marlboro? Ass kicking will be his shtick. Along with doing Sodoku, but only on Fridays and only the NYT's version. I want him to kick the asses of guys who mess with me. Picture it, dude comes to my house. He gets fresh on the first date. Marlboro kicks his ass at my request. The next day, "Dude, WTF is that on your face?" "That chick's monkey kicked my ass." Now that makes all the hard work of caring for him worth it.
And when Marlboro is bad, we can send him to his cage and make him wear a pink dress in there while he thinks about not misbehavin' again. Totally de-masculate him will be the name of the punishment game.
I so want a monkey. Marlboro would be the most fun evar. Evar!!!
You could name your monkey Bubbles, bleach your skin, and open a little ranch for tots.
Fun!
I was wondering how long it would take before Mikey showed up.
Really, it's a sort of corollary to Godwin's Law, only for monkey-related threads.
the company that uses whiplash for a mascot(taco john's) makes bad "mexican" fast food and really salty tater tots.
they're a taco outfit from wyoming, so that's gotta tell you something right there.
That's like the sushi place in Albuquerque.
"they're a taco outfit from wyoming" = terrorists.
ag, that shit about the first date is TOOOOOO fucking funny. 'cept you know the dude would be like "erm, nothing. i was trimming hedges and fell in." typical male.
me, however - i'd milk the monkey story for all it was worth.
and i will have it known here: the first song i ever wrote was in 2nd grade and was called "funky monkey".
The first song I ever wrote was called "Pissing in the Shower" and it sounded a lot like "Singing in the Rain".
I was 19. Anybody want to guess what I was doing at the time?
Chuckles, you fooking poser. That's a Jane's song and you fooking know it.
Do you think so PR? I think if some guy got his act kicked by my monkey, he'd almost want to tell the story. Of course he'd have a beer and a Marlboro in his hand to try to not look like a total puss. But still...
I totally want a monkey. My birthday is in September. Can you boys pull your money and make it happen?
Whiplash and that dog were at the rodeo I went to the other night (yes, I know, whatever). It was enough to make you cry.
kate lilac at a rodeo...i think you have just destroyed my mental image of you. i saw you as some sort of superhero deflecting denver's charms at every turn.
Chuckles, you fooking poser. That's a Jane's song and you fooking know it.
Fork you, ya forking bish. Who are the Jane's?
Check out Janes Addiction, Chuck.
Those guys suck.
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