Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Homo On The Range

"“Brokeback [Mountain] is the ‘Perfect Storm’ of Hollywood’s war on morality,” said Robert Knight, director of Concerned Women for America’s (CWA’s) Culture & Family Institute (CFI). “It combines high production values with a lowdown attack on morality. It’s a mockery of the Western genre embodied by every movie cowboy from John Wayne to Gene Autry to Kevin Costner."

You know, to be really, truly, 100% honest here, Kevin Costner was more of a mockery of cowboy movies than a couple of kissin' cowboys.

Come to think about it, Kevin Costner movies overall could realistically be described as "cruel and unusual punishment" (see: "female; Sandra Bullock" or "illiterate twat; Keanu Reeves").

4 Comments:

At 12/14/2005 4:28 PM, Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Let's see if they go on the "spoiler" offensive, like they did with Million Dollar Euthenasia Baby.

 
At 12/14/2005 6:49 PM, Blogger pop renaissance said...

already done...lemme see if i can find the link.

 
At 12/14/2005 9:09 PM, Blogger Smartypants said...

So. A dude named Robert Knight is the director of Concerned Women for America's Culture and Family Institute?

I guess all the women members in that group were at home, barefoot and pregnant.

 
At 12/15/2005 5:58 AM, Blogger lilmammal said...

But... Robert says we're doing God's work that way.

 

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