The U-Files (As In "Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww!")

Looking like a glam-rock Liberace is never a good thing. I don't care what you say.



And neither is getting run out of 2 countries, goin' on 3, for shagging children.

There are all kinds of freaks out there, the Lord Almighty Johnny Marr knows (the principal from "Ferris Bueller" anyone?), but this guy has some SERIOUS fucking problems, no pun intended. Also, since he got caught with the kiddie porn in England I really trip the fuck out every time they play his "Rock and Roll, Part 2" at a sporting event. Someone should REALLY go tell ESPN that the dude who does that song has a worse track record than Michael Jackson.